Peanut butter

April 28, 2009 · Geliasseer in Snaaks, Sommer net, Spoeg-en-plak

Alternate uses for peanut butter:

• Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertainment.
• Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains.
• Plug holes in y our paneling walls.
• Save it up so you will have plenty during your retirement years.
• Make “Cream of Peanut Butter” soup.
• Put it in the bell of your brass instrument to make interesting new sounds.
• Coat the lower half of your bicycle with it. Ride around town so everyone will think you were riding in the mud.
• Two words: eye shadow.
• Let it dry out and use it as silly putty.
• New Olympic event: PB Swimming.
• Use it as “heavy” ammo for your Super Soaker 11000.
• See how much of it your vacuum cleaner can handle.
• One word: gargle.
• No shaving cream? No problem!
• Get that tan you always wanted.
• Colour it. Use it in place of play -dough.