Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jan F.E. Celliers: “Dis die hoender, dis die pad, dis al.”

Eugene Terblanche: “Die hoender is die Afrikanervolk se erfenis. So ook die pad. En iemand moet dit waag om ons daarvan te beroof !”

Nataniel: “Ek was vreeslik op my nerves vir sy part tot hy anderkant gekom het. Ek dink dit was stunning!”

Naas Botha: “Aan die einde van die dag maak dit nie saak hoeveel keer hy oor die straat is nie. Wat saak maak, is die telbord.”

Ferdinand Rabie: “He crossed the road to get to me. Me have also been on the other side. Millions of chickens mos supports me. I will sommer kick their wakka-wakkas if they don’t!”

Nelson Mandela: “It was his long walk to freedom. A true Rainbow chicken.”

Pieter-Dirk Uys: “Was dit ‘n he-chicken or a she-chicken? Does it Pik?”

Allan Boesak: “How can the motives of a chicken who had done so much for chickenhood be questioned? It must have ‘struggled’ to cross the road.”

Dullah Omar: “I am sure the chicken is innocent. He did what he did because of the apartheid legacy.”

N’conde Balfour: “The government will ensure that a fair quota of black chickens cross the road as well. Why should black chickens remain on this side of the road? I only watch black chickens crossing the road anyway…”

Trevor Manuel: “Makes me think: Why don’t we tax chickens crossing roads yet….”

Tony Leon: “No matter where the chicken goes, we have the guts to fight back.”

Van Schalkwyk: “Let’s all join the chicken and cross the road!”

Desmond Tutu: “We should have crossed the road with him. Together we will make a difference.”

Thabo Mbeki: “I don’t really have an opinion about this….”

Mark Shuttleworth: “I would have paid a million to see the chicken cross the road!” (or to take 1 to Mars with me..)

Mugabe: “Stop that chicken! It must be repossessed together with the farm it belongs to. And the farm opposite the road where it was going to. And all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it’s nobody’s business what I do in my country. It is the British’s fault for bringing chickens here anyway.”

1 Response so far »

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    Boendoe said,

    Hi Dellie,

    Jy het skynbaar jou girls’ night oorleef?! Moet se, dit klink na groot fun. Het dit nog nooit self probeer nie, maar miskien is dit ‘n goeie idee!

    Lekker naweek!


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