Love is…

Opinions about love from kids aged 6 – 10.

  • I’m in favor of love, as long as it doesn’t happen when “The Simpsons” is on television.
  • Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.
  • I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.

The personal qualities necessary to be a good lover

  • One of you should know how to write a cheque. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.

Some surefire ways to make a person fall in love with you

  • Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
  • Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.
  • One way is to take a girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me.

How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?

  • Just see if the man picks up the cheque. That’s how you tell if he’s in love.
  • Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about their food.
  • If it’s love they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts are… on fire.
  • They are dressed up, if they aren’t, they just broke up.

What most people are thinking when they say “I love you”

  • The person is thinking: yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.
  • Hurry up so we can go eat.
  • I don’t love him.

How a person learns to kiss

  • You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you.
  • It might help to watch soap operas all day.

When is it OK to kiss someone?

  • It’s never OK to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That’s why I stopped doing it.

How to make love endure

  • Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.
  • Don’t forget your wife’s name… that will mess up the love.
  • Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.

How do people in love typically behave?

  • Like my dog. They fall down after they kiss, and don’t get up for an hour.

What is falling in love like?

  • Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life. If it’s like math, I don’t want to do it, it takes too long.

How do two people fall in love?

  • One of them has freckles, so he finds another person with freckles.
  • You get shot with an arrow, but the rest isn’t that painful.

Geniet die naweek!

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13 Responses so far »

  1. 2

    boendoe said,

    Hmmm… “Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.”

    Dit klink soos die lewe! 😆

  2. 3

    Pikkelik said,

    Don’t forget your wife’s name… that will mess up the love – Ja dit kan nogal ‘n gemors afgee…. 😆 😆 😆

  3. 4

    Dellie said,

    😆 Ja Pikkie, daai ene is ook my favourite… 😆

  4. 5

    meermin said,

    Dellie ek hoop julle vind hasie hop gou gou, lees nou op BP dat hasie hop weg gehop het, glo julle sal haar veilig weer vind, sit maar foto’s orals van haar!

  5. 6

    Dellie said,

    Thanx Meermin, ja shame, my hart is baie seer! 😥

    Die weer was vreeslik swaar, en die wind het die hekkie oopgewaai wat “iemand” (g’n mens sal weet wie nie!) nie mooi op knip gesit het nie. Sy en Spike het albei gaan rondloop, maar teen die tyd dat ons toe agterkom sy is weg, is meer as ‘n uur al verby. Ons het dit eers besef toe Spike terugkom, en hy moes haar seker erens langs die pad verloor het. Liefie het vir lank op en af gery in die strate, maar geen teken van haar nie. Sy is glad nie gewoond aan verkeer nie. Ek sal vanmiddag gou by die SPCA gaan kyk of iemand haar nie dalk daar afgelaai het nie. 😦

  6. 7

    Eben said,

    Ag aarde mensssss laat weet asb as julle die hondjie gekry het. Glo nie sy sal te ver wegdwaal nie!!

    ” … Don’t forget your wife’s name… that will mess up the love” 😆 Dit kan darem ‘n verkeerde perd wees wat jy bloots ry :koes:

    Lekker naweek vir julle ook Dellie en onthou ons bloed is groen die naweek!!

  7. 8

    Roer said,

    Lekker naweek Delsch!

  8. 9

    Koeksister said,

    Hoop jy kry jou hondjie Dellie! Lekker naweek

  9. 10

    White Knight said,

    Dagse Dellie

    Dankie vir die humor so op die naweek.

    Hoop hulle het al die woefter gekry.

    Sterkte en groete

  10. 11

    Gigibaby said,

    Hoop jy kry of het al jou hondjie gekry!

    Eerste keer wat ek hier lees en sal beslis weer kom draai.

  11. 12

    demoerin said,

    😆 Dit is so oulik. Ja, die onskuld van kinners. Ek like die een van die: Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.

  12. 13

    Ogies said,

    Cute. As ons maar net ons lewens so “eenvoudig” kon leef soos wat dit in die hart van kinders is.


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