Job history

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it – mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but it was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

I attempted to be a Deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.

Next was a job in a Shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn’t fit.

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to ge a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working in House of Coffee’s, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So now I’m going to try retirement – I think I’m perfect for that job!

Hie-hie, wat laat julle dink dat ek nie veel te sê het hier aan die einde van die jaar nie?

10 Responses so far »

  1. 2

    boendoe said,

    😆 Dis hoekom ek laaaaankal in retirement is… 😉

  2. 3

    Amanda said,

    Ek moet ook nou retire, ek is ook moeg, he he he. Daar is nog ‘n heeeelllleee paar jare oor vir my, so daardie gevoel moet maar gou oorwaai. Gelukkig sluit ons oor 2 1/2 weke vir ‘n maand, Jippee!

  3. 4

    Pikkelik said,

    Aftree is ook my voorland!

  4. 5

    carina said,

    Wil ook aftree…! Baie oulik🙂

  5. 6

    White Knight said,

    Dagse Dellie

    Baie oulik gedoen. Die hele ding pas in mekaar.😉

    Vir wat wil julle aftree, het julle die maatband verloor.😆

    Groete

  6. 7

    Dellie said,

    Lol @ White Knight!😆

  7. 8

    Linda said,

    Sal seker nooit aftree nie. Sal maar met my kierie werk toe kom. Kan nie by die huis bly nie.

  8. 9

    TristonJ said,

    lol… lekker man lekker!

  9. 10

    meermin said,

    Geniet jou dag, hier gaan dit maar doller as dol!


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