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A day without sunshine is like night.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of car payments.

How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?”

Just remember… if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

10 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    BB said,

    Hier’s nou ‘n paar waarhede if ever i read some…
    Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?” – ek sê dit aanhoudend terwyl ek vir die stranger in die spieël kyk – hel, ek SKRIK soms vroegoggend as ek myself die eerste keer weer gewaar… en dit vat my tot lunchtime om vrede te maak (dis nou as ek nie te veel die badkamer besoek nie).:mrgreen:

  2. 2

    Pikkelik said,

    Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines! So waar, sal beslis daaraan werk om ‘n beter weasel te word!

  3. 3

    demoerin said,

    😆 …laziness pays off now!

  4. 4

    Paula said,

    Sjoe .. ! 🙂

  5. 6

    Eben said,

    Wyse woord en dit sit mens so bietjie aan die dink!

  6. 7

    White Knight said,

    Dagse Dellie

    Baie snaaks.

    “When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”

    Dis korrek ja, maar kan ook wees dat jy te naby aan die baas se kantoor sit, of dat jy jou vrou se slaai of kos maak idees bevraagteken het😀

    Groete en geniet die naweek.

  7. 8

    CLAZINE said,

    Hi Dels,

    Mag sulke “wisdom” nooit verlore gaaan nie!

    Lekker naweek en lyk of ons weer reën gaan kry. Lekkerrr!

    Groetnis

  8. 9

    semisoet said,

    heeh snaaks.Ek hou van die ‘sound travels faster than light”

    High heels is an invention invented by woman who was tired of being kissed on the forehead

    laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you snore alone..
    lekke dag.

  9. 10

    Linda said,

    Dankie, Dellie, jy laat werk weer die grysstof hier tussen my ore.


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