With age, comes knowledge…

Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree,

There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.

Never lick a steak knife.

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.

There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness’.

Families are like fudge… mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.

One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamsting.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.

Beneath every floating balloon is a tearful child.

The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance!

Laughing helps. It’s like jogging on the inside.

Thought for the day…

My memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

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  1. 1

    White Knight said,

    Dagse Dellie

    Hopelik help jou eie humor posting dat jy al beter voel. 😉

    Alles van die beste vir julle daar.

    Groete

  2. 2

    White Knight said,

    Voor ek vergeet, vir ‘n slag EERSTE 😆

  3. 3

    Pikkelik said,

    Geskenkie vir jou!!!!


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