What?

Sentences taken from actual letters received by Welfare Department in Application for support:

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six chilcren. I had seven but one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.

I am writing the welfare department to say my baby was born 2 years old. When do I get my money?

Mrs Jones had not have any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.

I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell my why?

I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.

This is my eight child. What are you going to do about it?

Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with can’t eat or drink until he knows.

I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing ten pounds: I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my three children; one of which is a mistake as you can see.

My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven’t had any relief since.

Unless I get my husband’s money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

You have changed my little boy into a girl. Will this made any difference?

I have no children as my husband is a truck driver and works night and day.

In accordance with your instruction, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

I want money as quick as I can get, so I have been in bed with doctor for two weeks and he doesn’t do me any good. If things don’t improve I will have to send for another doctor.

Lekker naweek!

8 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Pikkelik said,

    O genade!!!!!!! Whahahahahaha… 😆 😆
    Shame!!!!!! 😆 😆 Ek wonder hoe skenk mens geboorte aan ‘n tweeling in ‘n koevert???? 😯 😆 En daai dokter… ag siestog hy is seker nou al vreeslik moeg! 😈 😆

  2. 2

    ivorybar said,

    Hahahaha – dankie nou’s my naweek gemaak

  3. 3

    Rietrot said,

    Whaaa, so reg uit Jerry Springerville uit

  4. 4

    meermin said,

    Net die bestse vir jou en jou gesin vir 2009, Geseende Kersfees.

  5. 5

    Paula said,

    Genade … ‘n mens kan maar net lag🙂

  6. 6

    demoerin said,

    😆 Miskien kan hulle begin en hierdie mense skool toe stuur, dit sal al klaar help😆

  7. 7

    boendoe said,

    😆 😆

    Min dae, Dellietjie, min dae! Whoopee!! My kindertjies kom en jy gaat see toe!

  8. 8

    White Knight said,

    Dagse Dellie

    Baie snaaks. Sien eers vandag maar dit was nodig.

    Groete


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