Ek kan nie weerstaan om hierdie storie hier te plak nie. Dit sluit so perfek aan by die vorige possies oor mans en vrouens… dis ‘n lang ene, kry maar eers gou ‘n bietjie java, en maak jouself gemaklik. Geniet!
Remember the book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?” Here’s a prime example offered by and English professor from the University of Phoenix:
“Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and then send a copy of it to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.”
The following was actually turned in by two English students:
Rebecca (last name deleted) and Gary (last name deleted)
THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn’t decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favourite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much, her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. “A.S. Harris to Geostation 17….”, he said into his transgalactic communicator. “Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far…” But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship’s cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat across the cockpit.
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. “Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel” Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. “Why must one lose one’s innocence to become a woman?” she pondered wistfully.
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu’udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who where determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu’udrian ships where on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the armosphere unimpeded. The President, in his tip-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. “We can’t allow this! I’m going to veto that treaty! Let’s blow ’em out of the sky!”
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.
Yeah? Well, you’re a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. “Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of tea??? Oh no, I’m such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels.”
A+ – I really liked this one. Only group to get an A.
Moet ons ook so iets probeer en kyk wat broei uit? Wat dink julle? Wie is bereid om saam te speel? Miskien moet ons begin deur eers ‘n lys saam te stel van spelers. Onthou, ‘n span moet bestaan uit ‘n man en ‘n vrou. Sê of jy wil saamspeel, en met wie jy wil opteam. Ons sit mos nou nie langs mekaar nie. Dit miskien lig en laf hou, of kan dit maar ernstig raak? Of anything goes? En ons publish dan die stories op ons blogs. As jy nie ‘n blog het nie, kan jy nogsteeds saamspeel – ek sal dit hier opsit. Dit behoort groot pret te wees! Gee julle idees!?