You know you are South African …

When ….

1. You produce a R100 note instead of your driver’s licence when stopped by a traffic officer

2. You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement

3. You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car

4. You can count the national soccer teams scores with no fingers

5. To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750

6. Hijacking cars is a profession

7. Defecating in a garden can win you R1-million

8. You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light

9. The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car

10. More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election

11. People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence, Samsung and Airtime.

12. “Now now” can mean anything from a minute to a month!

13. You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction.

14. Travelling at 120 km/h you’re the slowest vehicle on the highway

15. You’re genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it.

16. A bullet train is being introduced but we can’t fix potholes

17. The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday

18. You paint your cars registration on the roof

19. Half your mail is guaranteed to reach its destination

20. You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital

21. You dial a toll free number and nobody answers

22. You have to prove that you don’t need a loan to get one

23. Prisoners go on strike.

24. You don’t stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car.

25. You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.

26. Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high.

27. When 2 Afrikaans TV programs are separated by a Xhosa announcement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Pedi ad.

28. The employees DANCE in front of the building to show how unhappy they are.

29. The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the program you just finished viewing.

30. You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather.

31. You call a bathing suit a “swimming costume”.

32. You stop at robots, not traffic lights.

33. You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you’ve never had any.

34. You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them.

35. You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela.

36. You go to “braais” (barbecues) regularly, where you eat boerewors (long meaty sausage-type thing) and swim, sometimes simultaneously.

37. You have a gear lock for your car.

38. You’ve never seen snow in real life.

39. You know that there’s nothing to do in the Free State.

40. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other South Africans because you know its true.

😆 Voel vry om jou eies by te las …

Bron

12 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Vlam said,

    Ek’t nou lekker gelag, TOT ek by no. 39 gekom het. Louter snert! Gmf! 👿 😆 👿 😆

  2. 2

    Alta said,

    😆 😆

  3. 3

    johanna79 said,

    LMGA God Dank eks ‘n Afrikaner…

  4. 4

    ekisanna said,

    Dellie, jy het een vergeet. “Humour is your soul survival kit”. Wonder waar sou ons gewees het as dit nie vir ons vermoe was om humor in alles, selfs die grootste tragedies, te sien nie. Soms galge-human maar stees humor. Sal jy omgee as ek hierdie possie van jou leen vir my “buitelandse mark”. Een van my Amerikaanse bloggie friends kom in Maart vir my kuier en ek wil haar graag voorberei.😉

  5. 6

    ekisanna said,

    Jammer man, moet wees “sole survival kit”.

  6. 7

    Koekie said,

    Whahaha!

    Ek stem saam met Vlam, ek het ook vasgehak by nr 39! Hier is BAIE dinge om te doen inni Vrystaat…. hahaha.

  7. 9

    demoerin said,

    😆
    Sometimes eat boerewors and swim simultaneously… bwahahaha

  8. 11

    Wa ha ha ha ha!! Nr.20…good tip vir enige mens wat ooit daarna sou gaan!

  9. 12

    O ja….en wat is daar te doen in die vrystaat?😉 ek vra ma net…


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